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3:33pm October 20, 2014

sometime in the future

  • old me: ah yes I remember the Great Skeleton War of 2014.
  • grandchildren: grandma that never happened.
  • old me: it was a long war.
  • grandchildren: grandma please stop we've talked about this.
  • old me: the only way to end it was to make a treaty with the skeletons.
  • grandchildren: grandma
  • old Me: and that's why humans have skeletons inside them.
  • grandchildren: gRANDMA PLEASE
3:33pm October 20, 2014

razorblade-eyes:

chief-pan , everybody.

3:32pm October 20, 2014
officialsteampoweredgiraffe:

Is playing the piano at rehearsal ! got new job k #spg #steampoweredgiraffe #ggthegiraffe

officialsteampoweredgiraffe:

Is playing the piano at rehearsal ! got new job k #spg #steampoweredgiraffe #ggthegiraffe

11:34am October 20, 2014

naughtyirishgirl:

nirvanic-s:

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

I almost peed myself

11:24am October 20, 2014

sizvideos:

Video

11:24am October 20, 2014

rendezvousramen:

thanedatassassinkrios:

{X} Can we seriously talk about how awesome Mark handled that guy coming towards him? Mark was seriously uncomfortable with this guy (It was a prank, this guy was no real threat to Mark but he didn’t know that), the guy admitted to taking Mark’s phone number from some paperwork Mark filled out to go to this ‘shoot’. Mark realized that the guy had access to his social security number too. 

Mark was extremely uncomfortable. But, when this ‘fan’ came at him as fast as he did Mark took a defensive stance and firmly said “No. Stop.” he didn’t get violent and he didn’t turn and run. And in the video, Mark holds that stance until the ‘fan’ is visibly being taken away from him. 

This is pretty much the definition of I AIIIIIIIINNN’T HAVIN THAT SHIT.

I’d also like to add this nice little comment

6:48am October 20, 2014

 Shortcircuit927

Come watch me play!

5:41am October 20, 2014

educationalpancakes:

ayumichan46:

YES IT CAME BACK

THIS IS THE ONLY ONE OF THESE THAT IS EVEN REMOTELY ACCEPTABLE THANK YOU

9:58pm October 19, 2014

You are welcome

9:27pm October 19, 2014

trout-fish:

spineraptor meets Spine Raptor [] []

9:27pm October 19, 2014

teasdays:

Cross out what you’ve already read. Six is the average.

Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien
Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte
Harry Potter series - JK Rowling
To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee
The Bible - Council of Nicea (most of it?)
Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte
Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell
His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
Great Expectations - Charles Dickens
Little Women - Louisa M Alcott
Tess of the D’Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy
Catch 22 - Joseph Heller
Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier
The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien
Birdsong - Sebastian Faulk
Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger
The Time Traveller’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger
Middlemarch - George Eliot
Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell
The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald
Bleak House - Charles Dickens
War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy
The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh
Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame
Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy
David Copperfield - Charles Dickens
Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis
Emma - Jane Austen
Persuasion - Jane Austen
The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres
Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden
Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne
Animal Farm - George Orwell
The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown
One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving
The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins
Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery
Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy
The Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret Atwood
Lord of the Flies - William Golding
Atonement - Ian McEwan 
Life of Pi - Yann Martel
Dune - Frank Herbert
Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons
Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen
A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth
The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon 
A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens
Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon 
Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
The Secret History - Donna Tartt
The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold
Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas
On The Road - Jack Kerouac
Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy
Bridget Jones’s Diary - Helen Fielding
Midnight’s Children - Salman Rushdie 
Moby Dick - Herman Melville
Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens
Dracula - Bram Stoker
The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett
Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson
Ulysses - James Joyce 
The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath
Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome
Germinal - Emile Zola
Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray
Possession - AS Byatt
A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens
Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell
The Color Purple - Alice Walker
The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro
Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert
A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry
Charlotte’s Web - EB White
The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom
Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton
Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad
The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery 
The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks
Watership Down - Richard Adams
A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole 
A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute
The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas
Hamlet - William Shakespeare
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl
Les Miserables - Victor Hugo

9:20pm October 19, 2014

xenoviel:

karenhallion:

candyviolence:

Now THIS is art.

Have I reblogged this before. I don’t care, How absolutely amazing this is. 

The forgotten Disney Princess.

7:48pm October 19, 2014

 Shortcircuit927

Come watch my friend Mason and myself play The Evil Within!

7:48pm October 19, 2014
brunothebodyguard:

jon finds out he is prego

brunothebodyguard:

jon finds out he is prego

5:49pm October 19, 2014
seapeny:

Sleepy morning in Texas 💕 #latergram #fmsphotoaday October 19 {S is for…}

cutie patootie 

seapeny:

Sleepy morning in Texas 💕 #latergram #fmsphotoaday October 19 {S is for…}

cutie patootie