8:16am September 17, 2014

Imagine this:

A gay male couple raising two girls who had recently thought about dating.  One of the girls goes up to one of her dads and says:

Girl 1: “Daddy, there’s a boy I like in class, what should I do?”  The dad sits her down and tells her all about boys and how she must be feeling right now.  

After their talk, the other girl comes in and goes:

Girl 2: “Daddy, I don’t like any of the boys in my class, but there is one girl that I really like more than a friend, what should I say to her?”  The dad sits there for a minute and shrugs.

Dad 1: “I don’t have very good knowledge about females as  I do males, maybe you should go ask your other dad.  He is better with both genders.”  The girl nods and goes over to her other dad.

Girl 2: “Bi dad, I have a question.”

Dad 2: “If you have a question, why are you saying bye?”  The girl rolls her eyes at her dad for giving a dad joke.  He laughs and lets her ask any questions.

i thought it’d be pretty cute if something like this happened. Cause everyone likes a good dad joke :)

8:02am September 17, 2014

"To Canada. Give my Momma back. Love, Sammiches."

itty bitty kitty tongue 


"To Canada. Give my Momma back. Love, Sammiches."

itty bitty kitty tongue 

8:01am September 17, 2014



just. me

8:00am September 17, 2014

Doctor Arin and Nurse Danny perform an opeRAYtion


Doctor Arin and Nurse Danny perform an opeRAYtion

7:59am September 17, 2014


As you all might know…. Lucky Squid Studios is attempting to crowd fund some originally designed professionally manufactured plush toys known as the Fruitimals.  

The Kickstarter will run from Oct 15th to Nov 20th!<3 

Each plush toy is made from a super soft vibrant minky fabric, is a huggable 12 inches long, and features expertly embroidered details. 

We have already produced and approved the prototypes. All we need is a successful funding campaign to get them into production! 

Make sure to save the date!<3 

Any additional money received past our main goals will be put right back into production for more of our original designs! We also have some really cool unlockable stretch goals planned! Including a Fan Choice stretch goal- which allows the fans and backers to vote on the next plush produced!

We also have some impressive backer rewards lined up! Here are just a few: 

-Extra cozy 60” woven scarves. 
-Cute rubberized PVC keychains. 
-Sparkly metal necklaces. 
-Roomy tote bags. 
-Durable messenger bags. 
-And additional adorable plush from our collection! 

We even have a few limited edition prizes created by some of our fellow artists:

-Buttered Buns Studios will be providing hand-made fleece hats featuring Orange Fox.

-Coventry Decor will be providing hand etched shot glasses and cute car decals featuring the trio. 

-Magnolia Fern Studios will be hand sculpting and casting beautiful resin figures of our Eggplantypus.

-Starrydance Cosmetics will be crafting some tasty lip gloss sets. 

-Cute n’ Kitchy will be making some adorable clay charms bracelets based on our Berry Sheep!

-Kimchi Kawaii will be illustrating a really cute cross over postcard print featuring the Fruitimals and her adorable characters!

As we get closer to the launch date, we’ll be unveiling more updates and more prize designs in the next few weeks!

Make sure to check the following sites for updates: 

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7:55am September 17, 2014

Anders Johnson booty appreciation

I appreciate this 

7:52am September 17, 2014


i asked them for a awkward picture. why get the normal smile when you can get the out of the ordinary XDimage






David’s is the best

7:51am September 17, 2014




“I keep rearranging the letters of my sisters The Beatles sign on her bedroom door.

She is not happy.” 

I’ve given up trying to make them normal.


ok and now there’s another one


this is great

7:48am September 17, 2014
7:48am September 17, 2014

So after two baby meltdowns THIS HAPPENED!!!


So after two baby meltdowns THIS HAPPENED!!!

6:07pm September 16, 2014
4:43pm September 16, 2014


Chillin’ at ur own funeral ‘n ur tryin’ to tell every1 ur still alive and who killed u, but no one listenin’:



4:42pm September 16, 2014


That face you make when you find weird shit at stores, and then offer it to your friend.


4:41pm September 16, 2014







Gordon Ramsay is my favorite.

i just want to hug all of them

Fun story. I cooked for this dude, once. I did my kitchen apprenticeship at the family-style restaurant of one of New Zealand’s premiere chefs, and he knew Ramsay really well. He was in New Zealand for a few weeks, and Martin brought him by the restaurant to check it out. It was right on the beach, fucking gorgeous. I was the only one there (apprentice = bitch work = 4am starting shifts), and they asked me to whip up some breakfast for them. It was SUPER simple, fried fish, eggs cooked in bread, sausages. He was incredibly gracious and kind, asked me to join them (I couldn’t, too much work to do, so they sat at the kitchen window so they could talk to me), and was super interested in hearing about my english grandma, who had taught me how to cook. I won’t hear a single bad word against this man, for all of his kitchen hysterics, he treated me like an equal.

gordon ramsay fandom

If you’re not in the Gordon Ramsay fandom you’re wrong.